the ceo is not immune
tagged: #borderlands #handsome jack #grimaced
euphoriaai-deactivated20230709:
im sorry i said i wanted to kill you i was horny
tagged: #rhack #borderlands #handsome jack #a companion for an earlier reblog
Specific Barbie references in the Barbie movie (2023) based on the promo and teaser trailer (so far)
Margot Robbie as Barbie - 1959 Ponytail Barbie Doll (The first barbie doll)
Emerald Fennell as Midge - 2003 Midge and Baby (BANNED FROM WALMART!)
Issa Rae as President Barbie - 2020 Candidate doll from the Barbie Campaign Team Set
Michael Cera as Allan - 1964 Allan Doll (He’s Ken’s Buddy!)
(Unsure) Dua Lipa as Blue-Haired Mermaid (potentially Nori from Mermaidia (2006) , or Dreamtopia (2017-2018)
Kate McKinnon as messed up, played with chewed feet Barbie Doll (Transcends time and generations)
tagged: #barbie #i hope they go full feral and unhinged #do it for the girls who undressed chewed and fucked around with every single barbie
its been 6 months and im still not over this. easily best and most hilarious play in baseball history
BARBIE (2023)
dir. Greta Gerwig
If you’re wondering why there’s so much resistance to the idea of a 4-day work week, or why automation hasn’t actually led to people working less like it was supposed to…
The Kens (and Allan) of
Greta Gerwig’s Barbie (2023)#now who tf is allan. anyway im glad to see michael cera
sigh. allen is ken’s “‘best’ buddy”… make of that what you will
Came out in 1964, discontinued named after the co-founder’s son-in-law.
Came with bendable legs in 1965.
Part of a set with Midge in 2008
and last seen in 2014 in a 50th anniversary set
No don’t ask me how I know this.
I wonder if Ken’s other friends will be there. Steven, Bobby, Brad, Curtis and also Alan Sherwood. Would be funny if they did.
Again don’t ask how I know this.
tagged: #barbie #ken #his 'buddy' huh? #Do they come together in a Brokeback Mountain set?
Ummm. Abort.
The yawn is what kills me. “Oh. Yeah, i was gonna take a nap. So sleepy honkshoo.”
This is a really good example of appeasement behavior in cats.
The kitten wants to play, but stops because the older cat has their ears back. Kitten backs down to show a loss of interest— at that point, you can see the older cat blink slowly. This is one of the ways cats demonstrate trust and understanding. The kitten turns away, to further cement a lack of interest in playtime at the moment.
The kitten lies down slowly, occasionally looking to the older cat for more approval. Finally, the little yawn at the end isn’t to go ‘i’m sleepy’, but rather as a calming signal. Cats consider sleeping to be a communal activity. By settling down and imitating the older cat, the younger cat is displaying ‘yes, I understand Now Is Not Playtime, we’re cool, right?’
tagged: #cats #i love cats #i wish people understood boundaries like this
tagged: #wait #what #what did I miss?? #tf2
Quick PSA, if you get one of those “Work scanned, AI use detected” comments on AO3, just mark them as spam.
Some moron apparently built a bot to annoy or prank hundreds of authors.
There is no scanning process, your work doesn’t actually resemble AI writing, it’s all bullshit. Mark the comment as spam (on AO3, not the email notification you got about the comment!) and don’t let it get to you.
The spam comments have evolved.
They are now also linking to a site they claim is able to scan works and tell you whether they were AI written or not, and that you should do that before reading a fic.
It should go without saying that you should not, under no circumstances, visit a site advertised in a spam comment.
In this case, I’d say there’s even a chance that the “scanning” site is actually used to scrape fics and use them for future AI writing. What it definitely doesn’t do is tell you whether something was AI written or not. That’s a bullshit claim.
Don’t use that site. Don’t believe these spam comments, whether you get them on your own works or see them on someone else’s.
It’s all bullshit.
sorry i moaned when you threatened to kill me
tagged: #Rhack #Rhys Strongfork #Borderlands
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